Well as nice as our fluffy friends are, I think it's about time we gave them an invitation to elsewhere. Not to worry, I have a nice, safe place for them to dissapear to. If everyone would kindly start herding them towards the mid-aft deck I'll make sure they're taken care of.

[Locked to Kira]I set up a magical portal on the doorway of Storeroom ( Read more... )

[Filtered to the Silvana minus the Captain, First Mate and Quatermasters]Our irreprehensible first mate has charged me with the very important task of constructing a fail-safe questionnaire that all new members of the crew must submit to - weeding out the dumb ones before they weed themselves out, if you understand my meaning. To that end I have ( Read more... )

First Mate Ivanova brought to my attention that there are some parts of the ship that are a little lacking as far as safety protocols go. It seems the upkeep of the ship has suffered a bit since the mass exodus after the bombing incident, so as a favour to us all I've compiled a list of potential hazards and imperfections. Really, I'm surprised one ( Read more... )